This is one of the funniest articles that I’ve read in a long time. Read it.
“When I reached in her [my daughter’s] undergarment drawer and I will be frank, my heart dropped as I found one of those electronic phallic objects in it. They are used to ‘M’ and I didn’t know how to handle the situation.”
“The night I decided to talk to my daughter about all this, I heard well…I heard reason to not go in the room. I believe she was using the device then. Is this really alright behavior for a good girl or do I need to confront her? Please help!”
Wow, this woman is really quite scared. I just love her euphemisms too: “electronic phallic object”. “M”.
The reply is fucking shocking:
“You need to immediately take that sinful device from your daughter. Masturbation is another form of pornography that will infest your daughter’s mind and serve as a gateway to far worse sexual activities.
Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.
Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body, and it will not be long until she begins to envision other people partaking in the deviant behavior with her.”
That’s awful. Really fucking bad.
If you continue reading there are some other goodies, such as:
“I recently met a charming boy […]. The problem is that he is Muslim and my family do have a problem with trust”
To which the author responds:
“Many people do not realize this, but the threat of Homegrown Terrorism is very, very high and every neighborhood may have an American jihadist traitor lurking about.”
Have a look around that website if you have the time. I hope it’s just parody.