Solution to High Fuel Prices
Hilarity | (2 Comments)
Hell yeah - thanks to some considerate people on Facebook, I've found out how we can lower fuel prices! This event [link no longer active, sorry] will be a life-changer, guaranteed.
Why had I never thought of this? I could have been famous! If we get people to buy their fuel on the days preceding April 1st instead of when they usually would, then the government will be quaking in their boots! They'll be forced to act - they hate those times when businesses more customers on one day at the expense of another, see. Not in this society - that's ...